Why am I experiencing two heavy periods in one month?

Extreme period pain can be caused by disorders like PCOD, which may also explain the body hair you mentioned. To manage the pain, try warm baths, gentle exercise, and over-the-counter pain relievers. Regarding pregnancy, the chances of penetration or ejaculation are extremely low. 

Symptoms you may be experiencing can be due to hormonal changes, which may not be indicative of pregnancy. An irregular period can cause the hormone levels to fluctuate, leading to tender breasts, bloating, and mood swings. Stress, diet, and lack of exercise can also be the reasons why your body is affected this way. Try managing stress, eating healthy, and gentle exercise to help balance your hormones.

Do take prenatal vitamins, eat healthy foods, and drink plenty of water. Don't smoke, drink alcohol, or take any medicines without consulting your doctor. Common symptoms like nausea and tiredness are mainly due to changes in hormone levels. Furthermore, eating small meals frequently and getting enough rest will be a big step forward in this regard.

You may have a yeast infection. Pain, swelling, a bad odor, and a white discharge, are all signs of this problem. Yeast infections can be caused by several factors, such as a weak immune system, antibiotics, or wearing tight clothes. To treat this, you can do it through over-the-counter antifungal cream or pills. As for hygiene, maintaining the dryness of the area and adding cotton underwear can also assist in that.